So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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