If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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