it hurts more in the daytime
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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