I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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