Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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