the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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