I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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