Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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