so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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