mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
third nipple confirmed
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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