Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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