We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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