The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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