hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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