she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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