i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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