dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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