On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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