worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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