I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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