I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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