I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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