this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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