He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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