return my video game
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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