I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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