I think i sorta joined a cult last night
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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