capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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