If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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