Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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