I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Naked. naked and bneed help.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Randomize
