We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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