Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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