dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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