this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
