You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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