U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
well you can't waste a boner
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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