I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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