how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My life is pants optional.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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