Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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