you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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