Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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