don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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