we're blogging at a bar
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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