Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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