So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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