My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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