btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I puked a lego.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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