I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
be right there i have to get my cape
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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