My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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