It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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