Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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