we have pet lesbian snakes
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my sisters under your porch take her home
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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