We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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