tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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