i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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