Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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